Dude, you have trashed me so much and I still forgive you and love you. Go ahead and keep pushing. You’re not going to push me away, you’re not going to bully me away, gaslight me, accuse me, and blame me enough to leave you. You’re not going to be as weird as you can be to get me to stop liking you. Whatever you are, I like you. Yes, you make me angry sometimes and so I flee, but you know, it can only last less than two days and I miss you too much, and care too much, and I am right back again waiting for your calls. You can’t be obnoxious, be rude, be mean, make me jealous enough that will keep me away. Stop already. This is getting ridiculous. I can keep this up forever if that’s what you want. Damn you. I love you, I love you, I love you. Jesus you’re insane.
