When I see those truck drivers blocking the streets of Ottawa or cutting off trade at the Ambassador Bridge at the US/Canadian border, I think of freedom.

The freedom to don pheromones and submit oneself to receptive a*** s***** i********** with an Arabian Stallion nicknamed “Big D***” as a another guy videotapes it, breathlessly asking “did he come, did he come?” And then bleeding to death from a catastrophic rupture of the sigmoid colon.