A lot of people don’t know this but Joe Biden used to be a master powertop and spitroast king. He used to hang at the Rainbow Cabaret and Men’s Club in Orlando and pop bootyholes, huff poppers and rail lines of tina until the wee hours. They called him Jolting Joe and what he lacked in size he made up for it in power. He liked the twinkiest of the twinks and would dazzle the crowd with his dance moves and hand gestures. During the election I was behind jolting joe 100%.