Back in Seattle, there used to be this dipshit named "Tim Sayler". When near him, it was a common suggestion to "Keep your assplug firmly in place".

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Back in Seattle, there used to be this dipshit named “Tim Sayler”.

When near him, it was a common suggestion to “Keep your assplug firmly in place”.

New Confession

F***k first day back as Mall Santa Claus for work!
There’s a lot more Chinese than last year, commies

Mall Santa Claus FML

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She wasn’t naked under the t shirt, she was wearing a tank top, but either way the lack of a bra and the wet t shirt meant the fabric would cling to her n******.