So today I awoke with… $37.90 cash to my name.

I walked to the local shopping area… put $12 in the bank to cover the monthly fee due to be needed very soon.

Then I saw McDonald’s having a 2 for $6 sale and I got a Quarter Pounder and a Filet O’Fish… my having been wise enough to bring a small can of soda from home.

I returned home with $19.30

and now I feel a turd crowning