My parents hated me, my teachers dated me… I’m a hazard to myself.
Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”
I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!
Your friend,
Corvallus Bronson Winslow III
Lisa Maloney has a s*** full dark bush. She works at Yale Univ.
