I sincerely, truly do not know you. I live in the Midwest of the United States and I’m talking to a person who will never see it.

5 years

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Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

Lisa Maloney has a s*** full dark bush. She works at Yale Univ.