It is so stimulating in multiple ways to visit a s*********, use the condom machine in the bathroom, and get a succession of sultry lap dances where at the end I urge the dancer to leave her ample, feminine a** in my lap long enough to enjoy frottage to the fullest extent.

“fullest” in terms of the always-handy condom from the machine in the men’s room too!

PS – if your male partner/spouse makes a habit of wearing shorts or sweatpants to strip clubs, this is precisely why he does so.