Yo Siren,

You have a horse face and a gross sickly pale complexion.

You are starting to get chubby too.

You have an ugly roast beef p**** with big flappy labia and a prounounced c*******, thats why you hide it or only show it from cerrain angles. Your v***** is ugly as f*** and probably always bruised.

Your t*** are tiny but s***.

Your forehead is gigantic.

Your feet are gross.

Your a** is dope.

Your hair is beautiful.

Your boyfriend is ugly.

You have beady lil eyes.

You live in white trash neighborhood full of crackhouses and junkies and alcoholics.

You cant get married.

You cant take care of yourself.

Youre damaged goods.

You are boring.

You have no talent.

Youre not funny.

You wear too much makeup and look like an escaped circusclown.

People cant bring you anywhere to eat.

You can mever go anywhere fun.

You spend all day in bed wastong away and being useless.

Youll never get a drivers liscence.

Youll never be above the poverty line unless you mooch off a man.

Youll never dance again.

Youre getting old.

You only play video ganes because of me.

I made sure that you’re gonna think of me when you take a piss or piss yourself.

Speaking of which, you are incontinent, you cant hold it very well and you pee yourself if you cant get to a bathroom quickly because youre a literal f****** toddler.

You b**** and complain 90 percent of the time and show off your a** or your ugly boyfriend the other 10 percent.

You cant do weed and mushrooms because your boyfriends a narc and i have a steady supply of both. They would treat your symptoms wonderfully.

Im gonna start vampirising you again. I havent in 3 years.

Your boyfriend is gonna go broke when the live entertainment industry goes under and lockdown starts up again.

Youre gonna have to sell me p***, f*** me for money, or quit going to the doctor at some point if you dont want to lose your house.

Youre gonna die alone because youre only pretty enough to f***, not to take care of at this point.

Youll never get rid of me. Ill ruin your entire life.

Ill kill your boyfriend violently if you ever try to put me in jail while were waiting for the court date.