I feel like the best gift I could give you would be to inform you of what a fat obnoxious classless pig you have become. Why hasn’t your boyfriend asked for your hand in marriage? Maybe burping loudly and licking your fingers while you eat mayyyyy be something to do with it.
And Jesus you need to learn the concept of deodorant in the summer. I feel so badly for him. He thinks he’s stuck with you because you guilt him into it.
Get some class honey you used to be so pretty 😢
