There’s nothing like pumpkin pie. Did you know that smell triggers memory more than any other sense? When I smell the delectable melange of pumpkin and

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There’s nothing like pumpkin pie. Did you know that smell triggers memory more than any other sense? When I smell the delectable melange of pumpkin and spices I am transported back into another time, a simpler, more innocent time.

Specifically, the summer of 2005 and an Arabian Stallion nicknamed “Big D***” anally f****** a Boeing engineer named Kenneth Pinyan to the point of fatal sigmoid colon perforation in the dark shadows of an unincorporated King County, Washington, stable.

New Confession

I know people with disabilities can’t help it. I’m not trying to be cruel but social media needs to hide the videos because those with severe malformations look incredibly creepy. I think it could possibly give someone nightmares. I’m not trying to be cruel. Just honest. I’ve seen Halloween anamatronics look less scary than the biggest majority of them.

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I worry that a neighbour in my building might have died, but I can’t speak the language in this country, so I’m just going to wait for someone else to deal with it.