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You think you’ve seen crazy, but were only at 30 percent crazy right now. There’s plenty of room left for me to fall. I’m pretty far from rock bottom, but I’m falling steadily. You have a couple years max before this turns very violent, Mustache cash Stash. Im gonna be getting stronger the entire time while you get more feeble.. Im gonna kidnap you from work, break your legs, stab your eyes out, cut your d*** off, and then strangle you. Then I’m gonna f****** eat you you f****** Luau pig. Then I’m gonna willingly turn myself in while holding your f****** skull and smiling. I’m gonna have a hot a** mugshot. You’re gonna regret f****** with me. I never forget. My anger only grows with time. I will have the last laugh. You’d better do something drastuic to calm me down Siren, because I’m not letting it go and being the bigger person this time. If you don’t calm me down, I’m gonna take your caretaker away from you forever. And I’m gonna enjoy it. I’m gonna draw it out. I’m gonna make him suffer. I’m gonna make him me for death. I’m gonna feed him his own leg meat. You’ll never see him again. I’ll shove a f****** traffic stake right up his a** like vlad the impaled. I’ll light his hands on fire and then put them out with sulfuric acid. I’ll pour embalming fluid mixed with bleach down his throat. I’ve been fantasizing about the awful torture methods I could inflict on him. He’s living on borrowed time unless you cheat on him. He asked for it. I’m done. No mercy. No escape. I let it go 4 or 5 times. You pulled the tiger’s tail one too many times you little creepy hipster pushy. I’m gonna turn your life into a horror movie since you think you’re so funny. My life’s work will be to hurt you.

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