Siren Hunter Johnny P is hanging up his crossbow. Times a wasting. I gotta lose my virginity, eat a BUNCH of p****, and get pissed on. Every day I waste stalking Siren or shitposting on this website is a day better spent pursuing those goals of becoming a degenerate s** addict. It’s too bad though, I coulda easily married Siren and had kids with her if she wasn’t repulsed by me. I’ve never had a woman awaken a deep romantic love in my heart like she did. She really felt like home. She made me want to be a better person. She made me feel like a hero. Oh well. I’m sick of waiting. 7 years of delayed gratification is too much, Im getting my d*** wet asap. Goodbye SimplyConfess.

-Herbert