lol, i know you've been after my unicorn. she never liked you and i spared your feelings in not telling you what she really thought of you. and then you

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lol, i know you’ve been after my unicorn. she never liked you and i spared your feelings in not telling you what she really thought of you. and then you went and told all kinds of stories and lies about her in your wishing. as if. you’ll have to find a unicorn that actually wants you. nice try though.

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hired a cook to help my mom out in the kitchen cause she’s old and she ended up stealing a bunch from us

can’t catch a f****** break

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I am a very devout Muslim women in my early forties recently divorced. My next door neighbours both sides have both young sons, and I let them have me anytime they want, I know what your thinking me being a Muslim, like any woman i have s***** needs like any women.