You're young and pretty and desireble today, but one day you'll be old and sick and no one will want you. Don't think of it as coercion or cheating, think

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You’re young and pretty and desireble today, but one day you’ll be old and sick and no one will want you. Don’t think of it as coercion or cheating, think of it as diversifying your retirement plan. That’s assuming I even let you hit middle age without slaughtering you out of hopelessness. I will break you. You didn’t want to do this the easy way, so we’re gonna do this the hard way Siren.

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I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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