Siren, think of these sexual favors like a security deposit for your future. You give me what I want now, and I take care of you when you're old and sick.

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Siren, think of these s***** favors like a security deposit for your future. You give me what I want now, and I take care of you when you’re old and sick. Otherwise, have fun in assisted living. Id prefer having a relationship with you over just s**, but beggars cant be choosers, and i need s**.

New Confession

I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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