Siren, if you don’t let me f*** your brains out while you’re young and besutiful, don’t expec me to care of you when you’re old and sick. If don’t f*** you in your 20s and he dumps you in your 40s you can go to a nursing home for all I care. Get on my d*** while you still can. I need at least 5 years of your s***** prime in exchange for being your lifelong caretake. otherwise you’ll age too fast once I get my hands on you. I’m not buying a truck if the tires have no tread. I will heckle you in the woman’s shelter if he abandons you in your middle age. I’m not taking his leftovers. You’ve been with him for five years, hurry up and come home or you’re gonna lose your safety net. I demand sacrifice.
