Samoset & Tisquantum(Squanto) spitroasted William Bradford in fall of 1621 at Plymouth Colony. The sexual awakening this puritan leader felt could not

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Samoset & Tisquantum(Squanto) spitroasted William Bradford in fall of 1621 at Plymouth Colony. The s***** awakening this puritan leader felt could not be openly shared among the people, so at the harvest celebration Mr. Bradford stuffed the first turkey in honor of that which was done to him in kind. And thus our first Thanksgiving and earliest tradition was born. #SpitroastHistory

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come on big guy whens the last time u had a donut?

“the rainmaker”

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Today did it.
Today you broke me without even knowing.
Today was the day I lost that interest and desire to be more.
You see, I was under the impression that we were friends…
Suddenly I’ve realized that I have been your friend… But you have been his friend and I’m just an extension of him.

I’ll be seeing “us” as such from now on.

I’m sorry it took me so long to see the truth. To be honest, I was under the delusion that you were somehow different. That maybe you were the knight in shinny armour that would finally see me, finally care enough to hear me, the person that would finally choose me.

Stupid right?

It won’t happen again.