I am certain there's no one out there for me. I always wanted a beautiful love story and I never found anything but frogs. Maybe romance is dead.

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I am certain there’s no one out there for me. I always wanted a beautiful love story and I never found anything but frogs. Maybe romance is dead.

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Culo Cherry Charlie Adelson was a big Cleo’s guy back in the day. Very prominent backbush and a Jew just like corvallus. Charlie used to hang with Foot Long Ron and AssPussy Alan around Fort Lauderdale if memory serves.

— Prostate Pounder Patrice

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