I recently started talking to this guy, like VERY recently. So I don’t know him very well, but he’s a super nice guy. And it kind of hurts. I literally

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I recently started talking to this guy, like VERY recently. So I don’t know him very well, but he’s a super nice guy. And it kind of hurts. I literally can’t eat and my stomach does flips whenever I think about him. I can’t think clearly when I’m around him. wtf is this s***

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Culo Cherry Charlie Adelson was a big Cleo’s guy back in the day. Very prominent backbush and a Jew just like corvallus. Charlie used to hang with Foot Long Ron and AssPussy Alan around Fort Lauderdale if memory serves.

— Prostate Pounder Patrice

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