Some days I get really mad that I'll never be able to fuck you, so I start dancing like an idiot. I know you're just as mad about never being able to

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Some days I get really mad that I’ll never be able to f*** you, so I start dancing like an idiot. I know you’re just as mad about never being able to dance again as I am about never being able to f*** you, so I dance and dance and dance like an idiot to spite you.

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Culo Cherry Charlie Adelson was a big Cleo’s guy back in the day. Very prominent backbush and a Jew just like corvallus. Charlie used to hang with Foot Long Ron and AssPussy Alan around Fort Lauderdale if memory serves.

— Prostate Pounder Patrice

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