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Listen, whatever point of life you may be on, you might be a little frustrated, get that notebook out, I’ll tell you 20 f****** times; this s*** doesn’t happen overnight. I wish it did. I wish that you just did something a few times and you got good at it, it takes time and even when you get there [success] you’ve got to figure out what the f*** you’re gonna do with it. That’s what people never really understand, everybody wants to get to that place but then they get to that place and they really don’t know what to do and I’m guilty of this too. None of us know what to do, you get jacked in the stomach 15 times and you figure it out. – Joey Diaz, podcast

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My mother and I have been f****** fot along time. Ever since my dad passed away one thing led to another me and my mom started to fooling around with each other and we’ve been doing it for what now 3 years since my dad died we were just got back from Las Vegas Nevada we went to a wedding up there and we had s** pretty much the whole time we were there because we don’t get to do it too often here because there’s just too many people around and so but we indulged in it pretty much did every position that we could think of and gambled a little bit and want some and that’s why my mom told me that my brother-in-law that married my sister had died couple days ago and I told my mom at the I wanted to tell my sister or surprise her with me and my mom having s** together and I want her to walk in on us kind of like but I haven’t talked to my sister in years and she owes me because of what she’s done to me and my father when my dad died she did some nasty things to the family and when I left Tahoe she did a couple nasty things to me so I wanted to get back at her so I told my mom that I was going to call her up never come up here I wanted mom to be in my room naked laying down with your legs spread and I was going to go and answer the door and I’m trying to come in my bedroom and there she’ll see my mom laying there naked and with the big spread wide open and I would walk right over and stick my c*** right up inside my mouth to see what my sister says. So my sister comes over to the house and let her in and lock the dopr and.told my sister i eanted her in my bedroom. So i open my door and mom is laying naked with her legs wide open and my sister looks at my mom and me and said what the hell is going on. I said what does it look like and she said it looks like you and mom have been f****** and then i said yes and i want you tp jpin in. She looked at me and said ypu have to be kidding me. I said nope i want you to take all your clothes off and take moms place. I look right at her and told her mom told me all about you and Dad so take off all your clothes and get over here she said mom why did you tell him about me and Dad because I asked her to. I know Dad was your first and I know Dad was f****** you when you guys would go out on your dad and daughter nights. So how many times did you f*** dad before mom found out and she said about 20 times or 30 times and said really cuz mom says that you started really enjoying dad’s c*** pumping you and making you c** but you never got pregnant from Dad