attention men of the world: It is SO easy to go to southern California and then to Tijuana to enjoy the atmosphere at the legal brothels there. Walk across the border and get a shuttle from the border to “Zona Norte”, where you have quite a number of legal brothels complete with lively s********* on the ground floor and rooms for s** with young starlets upstairs.
It costs next to nothing to nurse your drinks and watch the strippers and just as soon as you see one you like, you can negotiate a trip upstairs (aka “arriba”) for the cost of $80 to $120 for thirty minutes. You pay approximately $20 for a room to share, and the s*** delight is all yours for that short while.
Alternatively you can stay overnight at, say, Hotel Cascadas, which is above the most popular club called “Hong Kong”, and then you can bring your hourly delight up to your own room.
Ideally you can make arrangements for when the young woman is done with work, (or off on a certain day) and invite her to your hotel room for a secret arrangement to be decided between you and her.
When I was last there, upward of 100 women almost all under age 30 were scattered about the Hong Kong Club with all available at your whim to go upstairs and defile for a price.
I was in Mexico for the approximate total of 10 hours and never once did I encounter a male who didn’t speak comfortable English. Indeed some of the women know only Spanish, and while you could still enjoy their wanton ways despite a language barrier, there are also plenty of others available who are quite fluent at English.
So I urge you all to leave your humdrum lives, for a week or a weekend, to explore the ease with which you can get your stingers wet in Tijuana.
Just tell your friends you’re going to L.A. to be a tourist… and Tijuana is a couple of hours to the south, with the border easy to cross when going IN to Mexico, and they should be timed ideally for a return LATE, LATE at night, so as to limit the lengthy wait times when returning to California from Tijuana.
I don’t mean that any of you should cheat on your wives, but the rest, who are single and supposedly loving it… here’s a chance to dip your wick into a selection which doesn’t exactly mirror that which you see in your own neighborhood in Normal, Illinois.