I want to recall governor Gavin Newsom’s jizzlejuice out of his wife’s p**** and into my bonerific backsnatch!
–CORVALLUS
I’m wearing a leather vest and Old Spice cologne and I’m heading to visit Corvallus Bronson Winslow III’s turkish bathhouse and all you can eat waffle buffet.
When you have a lot of anxiety or sadness it can be really hard in the moment to convince yourself that it’s a temporary feeling, it’ll go away at some point.
