I may be at rock bottom right now, but I have the most valuable resource in this world in abundance: time. It’s time to start acting like it. I am unshackled by the chains of opression that hold down my fellows, my situation is easily mendable if I change my attitude and perspective on life. Enough self flaggelation and projection. Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!