My wife has really really b*******. When we were in college on of my roommates constantly asked her about her bra size, if she’d wear a bikini for him, if she’d f*** him. On St. Patrick’s Day one year I passed out and my wife made out with him. I think she might have sucked his d***. He definitely got to feel up her big t******. If we ran into him at gatherings, my wife sticks to him like glue. If I had a time machine I’d go back and ask my wife to f*** him.

He still lives in our town.