Corvallus I'm not telling you again, I AM MACHO and I've done everything it takes to be macho, YES including a pilgrimage to Cleo's and bending over for a

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Corvallus I’m not telling you again, I AM MACHO and I’ve done everything it takes to be macho, YES including a pilgrimage to Cleo’s and bending over for a train of wild black bucks while wearing leather chaps, a construction helmet and cutoff denim cootchie cutters with a pink g string. So don’t tell me you’re macho until you’ve done the same or more pal!

–Homophobic Guy

New Confession

24 f married. Visited my husband last week in prison. Told him I was going out with two of my besties for my birthday. He replied great have fun. But I didn’t tell him about the other three guys. And having reservations at the local motel six. And being on birth control for three months.

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