I don’t live behind La Carreta, you park there, look for my sign and follow instructions to my place. If you are too stupid to follow the instructions, I don’t want that d*** anyway. And I’m sure you must’ve just fucked one of the broke borrachederros that hang around there; they like to scam a cortadito or some pingote using my name. Enjoy that AIDS pal, if you were with me you’d be clean cuz I stay PrEP’d!
– CORVALLUS
