I am exceptionally interesting. I can’t even believe how interesting I am. Like what the f*** happened? It was pretty much effortless and then bam it’s like you my friend…. are the most interesting man on the planet. Congratulations. Everybody loves you except the people who hate you because everybody loves you and they need to study the magic that is you. But they still can’t be as interesting as you. Who are we kidding, you are a god amongst men….
