Thanks for dedicating a song to me though, you fat, ugly mustached m***********, that was sweet of you! It’s like the lyrics were meant to convey a message or something? Hmm…cant put my finger on it, but it seems like you have something to say to me…. Well…I got something to say to you too..Here’s a response music video for you, and watch the whole thing, I dont care if you dont like it, I watched your s***** ovary metal. :

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Also, obligatory “You’re a p****, fist fight me in November in the lot behind the dollar general” You know, assuming you arent a b**** and decide to hide from me for another year, who knows how f****** insane I’ll be by then, because I sure won’t stop waiting for a chance to get in your face. Y’know, at some point, if you don’t fight me by choice, I will have to come find you, Old Man, and that won’t be a fair fight, that will be a mugging.