I really hope there's another lockdown so you can't go to any concerts or make any money doing shoots. I doubt I'll get you to make me anything sexy any

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I really hope there’s another lockdown so you can’t go to any concerts or make any money doing shoots. I doubt I’ll get you to make me anything s*** any time soon without the economy nearly collapsing like it did last year. Far be it from me to avoid taking advantage of a pretty girl who’s down on her luck and will do almost anything to pay her bills.

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Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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