those cucks at Twitter might’ve banned me but I know I can come here and speak the truth!

I bet you’ve never huffed a man from toe to head, taking in all his wondrous scents? You talk a big game, but if you wanna step up and bury yourself in this real man’s pits, I will seed that “backsnatch” you’re so boisterous about and see if you really Huff the mustard

Challengingly,

Aubrey Huff, Professional Hitter, retired