Well, hopefully when you put your plan into motion you at least do it properly and fly your own helicopter solo and wear a headband in your mullet.
Yawn… I am just shaking in my boots here you little faggot
BUT I don’t believe you could fight your way out of a wet paper bag. I doubt you could even properly utilize a spork to feed yourself without your mommy coming downstairs to help you out.
Besides, you’re likely a fat, ugly, out of shape midget who doesn’t leave his mom’s basement. At worst you could give someone a bite on the knee. At worst you could give them a nasty infection.