I saw this really ugly thing walking down the street, it looked like one of Jabba The Hutt's palace hoard. Quite literally a wart that fell off someone's

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I saw this really ugly thing walking down the street, it looked like one of Jabba The Hutt’s palace hoard. Quite literally a wart that fell off someone’s a** and was scampering down the sidewalk.

SO I did the obvious… I ran up to it, and proposed. It had the nerve to say I was SO ugly.

I give up. Why oh why is life so cruel?

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Ain’t got time to play with crackers I need my joint worked on by a sissy specialist and I ain’t paying a dime or giving you nothing tired of whites always asking me don’t ask me for shiiit! You better show respect when you talking to the slammer got fools like corvallus on here running dey mouths talking a big game on they backsnatch but when it comes time to deliver the goodies they ain’t nowhere to be found! I ain’t got time! You too hallisey or Hallisonian need my those lips around my joint rn damn racist azz crackerjacks all up in my business

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If you are a woman reading this, please know that I would love to spray my b********** on your t*** and lick it all off. I would be very gentle and if you asked me to lick your b*** until you have an O, I would do that without hesitation too.