Came home today . After walking into the house . I heard my son say . Someone left you a package at the door . I left it on the kitchen table . Went in and sat down and looked . Even had card . Read it first . Not only a package but a present from last night’s date . Opened it there was a new 18 gold carrot necklace . So I put it on . While looking at myself in a mirror in the hallway . My son came up and looked . Then he said who gave you that . I replied that sweet boy that you wanted me to be his date . Then he said you know what that necklace is a m*** necklace. I replied oh my . My son replied you f*** Tommy ? I smiled at my son and said not once but twice .