This better be a vacation.. I hope you're not foolish enough to escalate things with the police and then flee the area so I can't get to you. If I'm

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This better be a vacation.. I hope you’re not foolish enough to escalate things with the police and then flee the area so I can’t get to you. If I’m cornered and I can’t kill you before I kill myself, I’ll just burn down your house and kill your friends instead.

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I want my fore skin back. The gland gets sunburned in summer and cold in winter. Moms, don’t let doctors remove your new son’s fore skin, it’s there for a reason.

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