To: What is the point of having a girlfriend if s** isn’t included?
Me: If she won’t f*** the normal way, suggest that she agrees to a*** s** instead, take it slow and use lots of Petroleum Jelly (Vaseline) and after you have b** fucked her, you won’t want to f*** her any other way, believe me – find out for yourself what it feels like – awesome.
If she won’t f*** at all, time to move on, plenty more who will. Oddly enough, the less pretty they are, the more willing they are to f***.