Idiotic names
Tater ” can i have a order of eggs & bacon with my taters?”

Tut
Kitty ” hey p****”
Kit. ” hey wheres my kit?”

Apple ” your the apple of my eye”
Hashtag
Hen
Trenda “whats trending today?”
Joy ” its such a joy to be here”

Valentine. ” could you be my valentine?”

Daisy. ” oh i want a dead daisy”

Violet “Violets arw blue & so are you”

Tucker – tuck looks like hell

Karmen ” sounds like you got karma”

Grant – when can i receive my next grant?

Fanny – i need a fanny pack