By the way Puddles, get some original insults you overfilled sausage casing of a w****. If you’re gonna try to insult me, you gotta dig deeper than the most obvious truths imaginable. “Youre a lame 30 year old who lives in his mother’s basement and girls want nothing to do with you.”, NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, HAVENT BEEN INSULTED THAT WAY 1000 TIMES IN THE LAST 15+ YEARS. That is totally not the exact TRUE reason im insecure and torturing you and other girls in the first place.. WHY DONT YOU CALL ME AN ANGRY 12 YEAR OLD WHILE YOURE AT IT YOU UNORIGINAL C***? This is the kinda s*** that makes me want to burn your house down.

You’re just about as creative as you are intimidating. If b****** weren’t so picky and judgemental, maybe they wouldnt end up with shitheads just because they “need security.” You act as if working a couple dead end jobs in the past and presently living rent free by being a free use w**** for your a****** boyfriend you admitted you wanted to escape multiple times somehow makes you better than ME, someone still living at home, taking care of their family at great cost to their social life and sanity. You wouldn’t know about that though, because you have no sense of duty or loyalty, you throw people away when they aren’t useful to you(SOMETHING PEOPLE ACCUSE ME OF.) My entire life has been a noble sacrifice and I’m sick of it, so I’m finally being selfish and only going after what I deem as acceptable targets. ITS ABOUT TIME I GOT MINE.

You? I really wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt, to see some good in you. There is none though, you are a garbage human being, and always have been. Working a dead end job doesnt make you any better than me you f****** bootlicker. “OH LOOK AT ME I SOLD YEARS OF MY F****** LIFE FOR HALF THE WAGE I DESERVE SO I CAN MAKE A CORPORATION RICHER, IM TOTALLY A PRODUCTIVE HUMAN BEING.” Congratulations you f****** peon, you’re still a dumb dropout.

Yeah, you’re right, I’ve never worked a job for more than 2 months because I’m F****** DERANGED AND TRAPPED IN A POVERTY TRAP THAT PREVENTS ME FROM GETTING A FULL TIME JOB. (YOU THINK I LIKE LIVING LIKE THIS YOU DUMB C***?) You know what else I’ve never done? Ive never cheated on anyone, sold my body for cash, tried and failed to find a replacement lover in secret, or racked up a fortune in child support payments. I’ve also never stolen from someone’s house while being recorded in the act. That makes me better than you. All you had to do was be cool, you stupid b****, I woulda spoiled THE S*** OUT OF YOU and maybe helped you out of your own trap because of how guilty I felt. But you had to make it a huge f****** thing, browbeating me in to confessing my identity when you already knew who I was. If you had just been like “I know who you are, I know what you did.” I would have groveled at your feet, begged for forgiveness, and threw money at you like the shiniest stripper at the s********* in exchange for being my dirty little secret. I threw like 500 dollars at another girl and only got 2 MEDIOCRE videos out of it, and you know what? Shes not getting harassed is she? Nope. Shes just fine because she was nice to me. I got what I wanted and went on my way, and she acts like she misses me, but I know she just misses the money. Still, shes a nice girl in a bad situation, and she hasnt done anything incredibly insulting to me and my intelligence. She got what you coulda had. I would literally throw money at her on the weekends, expecting nothing in return, telling her to have a fun weekend.