News flash to “I hate fish”: we fish hate you too, but we don’t come here whining about it and we never tried to put a hook in your mouth. But lean closer and we will tell you a secret. Closer. No, closer. Ready? We think about putting a hook in every orifice in your body. Oh yes, down there too. Think about it next time you are swimming in a pond lake or the ocean. Or even see us watching you closely with clearly sadistic intent in our eyes at a public aquarium. You see us moving our mouths and think we are just breathing, but we are chanting about murdering you. We can wait. We are always watching. Our time will come. So by all means, go to the beach today. We f****** dare you. Signed..the fish.