To: To the kind stranger online who encouraged me to ask my dream woman on a date:
Me: Happy to have been of service.
Now let me save your lives from Coronavirus, before it gets to be Covid.
Mix 1 heaped teaspoon of salt in a mug of warm water, go into your bathroom, cup a hand, pour some of the solution into your hand and then sniff or snort that lot and the mugful up your nose, spitting out anything which comes down into your mouth. No reaction up there, you don’t have the virus yet, so blow out your nose and flush away, washing your hands afterwards.
You have a sore reaction, that is the salt murdering the Coronavirus in your head by disinfecting it, so do the salt water cure, morning,noon and night (or more often if you want) until the soreness goes away for good, blowing your nose out (after 2-3 minutes of the burning sensation until it goes away) then flushing away, washing your hands afterwards.
You won’t ever get Covid and you won’t need to have the test vaccine shots – pass my cure on to everyone who you know.
I have been doing the above salt water cure for over 26 years and I am NEVER ill.
Richard