Nah stop fronting Presto Cumguzzlo I’m here on Calle Ocho enjoy the nice weather. You couldn’t pay me to go back to Orlando to visit. My next rump roast will be at SLAMMERS this Saturday for CUMUNION! Need to take a break so the poppers have maximum effect.

but enjoy the pool hall and racists fuckhead honkies at Cleo’s. Go get a Big Gulp at the 7-Eleven down the street by the movie theater and tell Shanice CORVALLUS says hi!(Also Pam, Juan, and the rest of my old coworkers at Orlando Public Library). Go s*** off a homeless dude or three at Lake Eola for “Cream Gene”!