Look, here are the facts:

1. You’re fat. I’m not. I win.

But just to emphasize how much of a loser you are we’ll go on…

2. Yous a FAN! Odd you have so much to say about black b****** but spend all your damn time at Lipstick Alley were it’s 99% black b******. You’re clearly obsessed with black b******.

3. You’re a scary b****. Be happy you get to hide behind anon, because with today’s climate, they could destroy your entire livelihood by exposing you for just the little things you’ve said about our beautiful black queens and we all know that’s facts. Funny you initially tried to separate yourself from white supremacist b****** yet here you are with white supremacist b****-like commentary. I don’t have to hide nor do I contradict myself. I win.

4. You’re mad. That’s just facts. Only a fat b**** would get mad about fat b****** getting reckt on Lipstick Alley. Imagine getting in your feelings about the content on Lipstick Alley. I have nothing to be mad about. I win.

5. You’ve lost 0 lbs as a result of this exchange.

Lastly…

6. I win. Simple. Have a great night you fat f***. Try not to stay up all night on Lipstick Alley obsessing over black b****** and crying about how fat you are. Make sure that breathing machine is on backup so you dont f****** die in your sleep. I know you dont have a job so when you finally do get up Monday morning around 4pm, be sure to pace yourself. I watch that fat show on TLC all the time and you b****** risk stroke just by walking 3 steps. Must s*** to be you. Not me though. I win.