To: I am a pompous a**. Also, bleach is extremely expensive to produce.
Me: Bleach is a powerful disinfectant and what you might use to remove the dye in your clothing, but it is extremely dangerous to use in any other way and it says on the bottle that it is poisonous, so whatever you do, don’t use it for anything else, other than cleaning and even that as a last resort.
If you are an asthmatic, don’t go near the stuff, its smell will be enough to get you coughing your lungs out and then some and whatever you do, don’t swallow it, or get it in your eyes.