To my mom, Nancy,
I c** in your food every chance I get just to watch you eat it. Yesterday morning I put ten loads of c** in your coffee. It mixes so well with your creamer. Every time I came I was thinking about using your mouth. By the time you finished that cup the front of my pajamas was covered in c**. I tried to let you see it when I got up. I just hope you did. I am going to do fifteen loads this time. I just put the third one in the container. Love you Mommy!