you can’t Buy Drinks at Slammers, it’s BYOB only. It is a membership only private men’s club. FOR BREEDING BACKSNATCH AND JUICING THAT JIZZLE!

Again, you wanna fake the funk, do your homework. Like La Carreta ain’t serving ANYTHING but 100% CUBAN food. It is the APEX of Cuban Food in the United States, the Platano Standard. And I tell men to park behind it and follow my sign for some FREAKY F******* AND FUCKS!

Go be a cumrag for Clark Hallisey, Presto Horsesexo