I hate being married but I love my wife.

I wish we didn’t have this legal document of marriage hanging over our heads.

Life was so much easier when we were just living together as boyfriend and girlfriend.

If I could go back into time I wouldn’t have married my wife. I wouldn’t have to deal with the extra hassle that comes with the state and federal taxes, healthcare, insurance, real estate, and banking that married couples endure.

It’s like we’re being punished for being married.

Single people got it right. Keep s*** separate and life is smoother that way…