How is he gonna take care of you in 10 or 15 years when he’s already showing advanced signs of aging? Dont come crawling to me if your looks fade before I get to hit it. Im gonna assume your looks will fade in less than 10 years given your condition. Parts of your body already look 30. How will you survive without any children to take care of you? I wont visit you in the nursing home if you dont give me some nookie while your t****** are still perky. As much as I love you, I’m not gonna take anyone’s unwanted leftovers. Your high maintenance existence will be too much for him once he starts aging more, and you will experience the trauma of caretaker burnout and abandonment. And I will be there to rub everything in your face, except my d***, because youll be busted. See youre highly desireable right now, but once nobody else wants you, I doubt you’ll meet my admittedly low standards. Plus it would kinda be funny and in line with how spiteful I am to tell you to go f*** yourself when no one else will help you. You have to come to me when you’re still young and pretty and everyone wants you if you want a lifelong companion and caretaker who can understand your mental issues. If you expect me to be your safety net once you’re 35 and your looks are starting to fade, I will let you fall and smile as you hit the ground, saying mockingly: “You shoulda let me hit that a long time ago, maybe I’d have some sympathy” and clicking my tongue at you. Its easy to come crawling when youre desperate and old, it’s hard to give up everything on a gamble when you’re young and on top of the world. Once your t*** start to sag and you start getting fat its WAYYY too late.
