To: Shut up I’ll contact you if I want to
Me: No you shut up you entitled shithead. Its Too late, I already started doing evil s*** again. Ive given you multiple chances. Its not like I expect you to date me, f*** me, or even be my friend(although I obviously do want all that, I just know it’s unreasonable and Improbable, bordering on impossible). I just wanted to talk to you for a little while so we can talk through everything, I can get closure and you could assuage your fear. Its called making amends, something my alchy parents taught me. I was an AA kid, thats why I barely drink and why I did a 12 step call for Tim. Oh well. If you come at me out of nowhere with some s*** I don’t want to hear, just be ready to have your double edged sword of justice turned against you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the ER because I beat my d*** so hard to your nudes last summer I apparently injured my d***.
P.s. I had another dream about you last night, it was lewdddd.
