I just missed a great chance to act on my frequent s***** sociopathic tendencies. I am one of very few people routinely in office and we are at the very end of the back building in our office complex. There is a dance and cheerleading Studio in the complex and I’m usually leaving about the time that a zillion parents are pulling in all the way at the front of the complex and making traffic a severe pain in the a**. There have been a few times that random mobs have pulled all the way into the complex and parked in front of our building to f*** off on their phone or whatever while their kids are in the studio. So today I’m getting up to leave look out my office window and some random dad exactly pulled his big SUV to the very tail end of our parking lot stepped out of the driver’s door and stood there for a few. It dawned on me that he was using the relative privacy of our parking areas with woods beyond to take a leak. I grabbed my s*** and almost ran out the front door to try to deliberately catch him in the act. My point was not puritanical, I had every intention of letting him squirm from being busted to the point where that inevitable conversation about wanting to not be busted turn to my benefit, so that I could tell him I knew he had the time because his kid was at the dance studio so it sounded to me like the only way to avoid the police would be for him to pull out his c*** so I could s*** it dry. But since I had to set the office alarm on the way out the door, it was already zipped up and getting back in his car.
